Everyone Has an Opinion

I'm finally realizing how my friends with babies feel -- in more ways than I had imagined.

Not only does Ripley often act like a crazy toddler on steriods (correction: a crazy toddler on steriods who is wielding a sharp knife in each hand ), but every person I ask has a different theory about why he does what he does and suggests a differnt approach to correcting the behavior. There is a whole world of puppy-training lingo that I wasn't aware of, as well as a derth of products, treats, and food from which to choose.

All claim their approach is the best, absolute, most efficient way of training and creating a beautiful, healthy, and well-balanced dog. But the fine print reads: These suggesions are merely what we've found to helpful. There are literally hundreds of different methods for training dogs, and we stand by our methods insofar as they work on your dog. If not, oh well, try something else! (smiley face)

I've tried lots of things, believe me. I don't care what my therapist says. I'm trying shock therapy next.


Soundtrack: Pat McGee Band, "Girl from Athens"