Sausages, Anyone?

The voice over the loudspeaker on my flight back from Austin this weekend:

“Could the owner of the small carry-on bag containing sausages please ring the flight attendant? A carry-on bag full of small sausages. Thank you.”

And then a few minutes later:

“Folks, we have a small carry-on bag that someone brought on containing sausages—a lot of small sausages—and the bag fell open, spilling the sausages, and the luggage tag was torn off. We don’t know whose bag this is, so if you could please ring the flight attendant and claim your bag—which is full of small sausages—we would appreciate it. Thanks.”


Soundtrack: Jack Johnson, "Inaudible Melodies"