Thursday, December 15, 2005

Vow

From this day forward, I will not enter a Wal-Mart of my own free will until at least January 3rd.

But wait...then there's the RETURNS!

(thoughtful pause)


From this day forward, I will not enter a Wal-Mart of my own free will until at least January 15th.


Soundtrack: "Jingle Bell Rock"

3 comments:

GJ said...

Or Target. Or the mall. Or......I'm just going to stay home.

Margaret Feinberg said...

Now that's funny.

Margaret Feinberg said...

Now that's funny.